They don’t have time.He said ... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?She said ... We don’t know; it has never happened.He said ... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?She said ... They already have boyfriends.She said ... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?He said ... A widow.He said ... Why are married women heavier than single women?She said ... Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!”She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Quick! Bring me another beer! It’s gonna start!”This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, “Quickly! Another beer! It’s gonna start any second!””That’s. "She snorted at that and laughed out loud, "He struggles now darling," she giggled, "I had to promise him the earth for two weeks beforehand if I wanted, well, you know." It's his loss mum, believe me it is." Aren't you nice?" she said and leaned over to kiss me on my cheek, I felt her nipple brush against my shoulder and then felt her slapping some sun oil onto my back."I've got to do this, or you'll burn." Mum, for God's sake you're not helping things are you?" Sorry darling," she giggled again, "I'm going for a swim, coming?" Not just at the moment mum; it's a little bit obvious isn't it?" Oops!" and she ran down to the water.I concentrated on everything I could to make my bloody erection go down, but it was useless; everything came back to mum in the hotel room wearing just her little white panties.In the end I thought "sod it." and got up to run like hell into the water; mum saw me coming and urged me as she laughed. Thankfully I made it without any obvious mishaps like my penis.
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